v e r b o t e n
d o o d l e s
she/her, lesbian, white, mentally ill
virgo sun, aquarius moon, sagittarius rising
critical role, star wars, & aesthetic, but mostly just me, yelling
Shipping with me gets you access to so many AUs
I should be honest
They aren’t developed AUs
It’s me sliding into your DMs at 2am with “What if they were vampires” with no further context
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy
somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this
californians are bitter b/c they don’t have weather
they live in a game of sims where the player hasn’t installed the Seasons expansion pack.
i’m gonna set aside some time this weekend and do some… rearranging of the plants. the boys are getting too big for their pots
sword lesbian this, sword lesbian that, will anyone spare a thought for bow and arrow lesbians in these melee fighting times
me (a lesbian) pulls out my bow, notches an arrow, winks at my lady love and says “the only thing straight about me is my shooting” before skewering the sheriff of nottingham
#a banner unfurls from the shaft that just says: gay rights!